Showing posts with label March Madness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label March Madness. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

March Madness 2008 - Volunteers' Defense Defends Women's National College Basketball Championship


April 9 - Never has the cliche about a good defense beating a good offense applied more than in last night's NCAA Women's Basketball Championship game between the Tennessee Volunteers and the Stanford Cardinal, won by Tennessee, 64-48.

Coming into the final, Stanford had cruised through five tournament games, including comfortable wins over #1 seeds Maryland and Connecticut, with an efficient offense averaging about 90 points a game, led by star Candice Wiggins' 27 point average.

Tennessee, on the other hand, barely survived their last two games, defensive struggles with Texas A&M and LSU. A shoulder injury to national player of the year Candace Parker hampered their offense.

Set in the unusual and motivating role of underdog, Tennessee coach Pat Summitt devised and her players executed the best defensive game plan I've seen in women's basketball.

Summitt took advantage the athleticism of her team and of two quirks of women's college basketball rules - the shorter 30 second shot clock (men have 35) and the rule that allows the offense to take as much time as they need to cross halfcourt (men get 10 seconds). She ordered a game-long zone press by Tennessee, which either forced a turnover (Stanford committed 28 all tolled), left the Cardinal with about 15 seconds to devise and take a shot once they crossed halfcourt, and/or exhausted Stanford star Candice Wiggins if she tried to dribble through the press.

Stanford never found an answer--their few attempts to throw over the press sailed out of bounds or were intercepted by the lanky and quick Volunteer defenders. Too often Stanford bunched four players in the backcourt trying to break the press--eliminating any chance at throwing over the press for an easy basket.

The result was a 37-28 halftime lead for Tennessee and a befuddled Stanford coach who admitted to ESPN interviewer Rebecca Lobo that she had "no idea" what to tell her jittery team.

Stanford made a one-minute run to start the second half, closing to within 37-33, but another spate of turnovers and forced Stanford shots broke the game open again. With still five minutes to go you could tell that Stanford just wanted the game to be over. With one minute to go and a 12-point lead, Tennessee was still pressing full court.

In the post-game interview, Parker related that the team had set a goal to hold the high scoring Cardinal "below 50". A ridiculous goal it would seem, but one they accomplished with a point to spare. Like the proverbial wounded bear, the Vols' lashed out with their clawlike defense and ate the Cardinal foolish enough to approach.


9:31 - Wiggins misses layup.

Foul on Stanford. Foul shot missed.

Appel makes a layup. 58-46

Hornbuckle makes two free throws. 60-46

Third shot by Stanford draws a foul. 1:55 left. Appel makes free throw. And another. 60-48

More free throws for Hornbuckle. Baugh back from locker room with ice on knee. 62-48

Missed three. Parker rebounds. Gets fouled. Misses first shot. Makes second. 63-48

Another turnover. Summitt empties bench as does Stanford. Check that for Vols. Parker and Bobbitt still playing. Now Parker comes out. 64-48

Time out to get all starters out. That's the final. 64-48, Tennessee. Dominating defensive performance.


9:24 - Another steal. Tennessee with ball and 12 point lead with minutes left. Misses but gets rebound. Parker makes. 58-44

Good pass, but shot misses. Tennessee with rebound.

Shot clock violation on TN. 3:29 left.

9:18 - Baugh drives and scores. 55-44. She goes down in pain. Being helped off.

Air ball by Wiggins.

Hornbuckle misses.

Weak pass by Stanford. Parker steals easily.

Parker shoots and draws foul. Makes first shot. 56-44. Timeout at 5:46.

9:07 - Tennessee miss. Rebounded by Stanford.

Air ball by Stanford. Shot clock violation.

Drive by Auguste. 52-40

Appel scores. 52-42

Tennessee turnover. 10 minutes left. Anosike back in.

Wiggins drives. Well defended.

Appel misses. Parker shoot, gets fouled. Makes first free throw. 53-42. Misses second.

Stanford miss. Appel rebounds and draws foul. Misses first. Fourth straight miss. Another miss.

Miss by Anosike. Miss by Stanford.

Charge on Auguste. 8 minutes left. 4th foul on Auguste.

Appel makes lefty hook. 53-44

Tennessee misses. Stanford rebounds and walks. TV timeout at 7:26 left.


8:58 - Appel misses both free throws.

Steal and layup for Wiggins. 46-37. Weak pass by Parker

Baugh makes 17-footer. 48-37

Another Stanford turnover. #18

Near steal by Wiggins. OB to Tennessee. 9 on shot clock.

Stanford steal after rebound.

Hones drives and scores. 48-39

Bobbitt misses 3.

Appel fouled on move to right. Makes first free throw. 48-40. Misses but Harden rebounds. Foul on Baugh.

3-second violation. Turnover 19.

Baugh rebounds and scores. 50-40

Wiggins misses hard shot over defender. Foul on Stanford. 3rd on Appel.

Tennessee miss. Tipped out by Stanford. Next miss goes to Stanford.

Stanford flings it OB for 20th turnover. Timeout.


8:47 - Second half starts. Pederson draws first blood for Stanford with layup. Adds two free throws. 37-33 Tennessee.

Auguste hits jumper. 39-33

Bobbitt misses 3.

Appel misses.

Tennessee turnover by Parker.

Steal by Tennessee. Bobbitt falls. Traveling.

Reach in foul by Parker. Her second.

Offensive foul on Wiggins.

Anosike rebounds Hornbuckle miss. 41-33

Press gets a steal and layup for Tennessee. 43-33

Foul on Anosike. Her third. Will come out. Best player so far for UT.

Wiggins cut and layup. 43-35

Tie up goes to Tennessee. Parker misses after lob pass.

Scores the next time. Foul on Appel. 45-35. Free throw good. 46-35

Drive by Appel. Foul on Auguste. Timeout at 15:47 left.


8:21 - Tennessee miss. Grab rebound but can't control.

Wiggins hits a 3. 30-24.

Anosike drive and layup. 32-24.

Foul on Anosike. Appel makes free throw. 32-25. Misses second.

Auguste fouled on a shot. Misses first. Makes second. 33-25.

Bad shot. Missed.

Bobbitt fouled on drive. Makes one. 34-25. Now 35-25.

Pass against press goes out of bounds.

Bobbit misses.

Pretty move by Wiggins. 35-27.

Anosike left alone. Makes 37-27

Another steal for Anosike. 6th of first half. Takes it from Wiggins. Wiggins fouls. 19 seconds left. Anosike at line. Misses.

Harmon hits a buzzer beater. 37-29. Halftime.

Stanford coach Van DerVeer tells Rebecca Lobo that she has "no idea" how her team can handle Tennessee's defensive pressure.

8:10 - Parker on the bench. Wiggins gets held. Not a shooting foul. Another Stanford turnover.

Another offensive rebound for Tennessee.

Layup for Anosike. 25-15.

Five second violation for 9th Stanford turnover.

Offensive foul could have been a flop. 10th turnover. Make it 12.

Travel on Anosike. Finally Stanford forces a turnover.

Appel scores on a drive. 25-17.

Parker back in. Fouled on turnaround shot. Makes first free throw. And the second. 27-17.

Wiggins scores on drive against the UT press. 27-19

Parker drops a pass. Stanford ball.

Bobbitt makes third 3-ball. 30-19

Pederson puts back. 30-21

Timeout with 3:06 left.

8 ish - Despite opening 3 by Wiggins, overall a bad start for Stanford as Tennessee's defensive pressure makes the Vols the favorite after 9 minutes of play as they lead 17-10. Auguste is chasing Wiggins and the other Vols are harassing whomever else brings up the ball, resulting in several turnovers and easy baskets for Tennessee. Seven turnovers for Stanford already.

3-pointer by Hones pulls Stanford to within 4. Good post pass and kickout.

Offensive rebound by Auguste and layup. 19-13.

Back blockout. Another rebound and putback. 21-13.

Drive by Harmon. 21-15.

Turnover and missed layup by Stanford.

Parker passes instead of taking a 10' jumper. Eventual foul by Stanford.

Awkward shot missed by Tennessee. Fast break by Stanford broken up.

TV timeout.


Kansas Wins National Championship in Overtime 75-68; Lack of One More Free Throw in Regulation Dooms Memphis

April 8 - March Madness for the men ended as usual in April and in true mad form as Kansas beat Memphis 75-68 in overtime to take the 2008 national championship. With just over two minutes to go the game seemed to belong to Memphis as they held a 60-51 lead, but an bad inbounds pass by Antonio Anderson and subsequent 3-pointer by Final Four MVP Mario Chalmers cut the lead to 60-56. Shortly thereafter, Memphis stars Chris Douglas-Robers (CDR) and Derrick Rose facilitated Kansas' comeback by missing four free throws, any one of which would have given the Tigers an insurmountable four-point lead, instead of three at the time when Chalmers sank another 3-pointer, this one to tie the game at 63 and send it to overtime. Memphis was outmanned in the extra session, having lost center Joey Dorsey to fouls with just over a minute to go in regulation. They fouled, but Chalmers coolly sank all his free throws to ice the win. The Kansas championship comes 20 years after their last triumph in 1988. Coach Bill Self's pregame remarks seemed eerily clairvoyant, as he told his guys to work through the inevitable rough spots (what could be rougher than down nine with two minutes to play) and celebrate just two-and-a-half hours later.



10:44 - One timeout left for each team. Chalmers fouled. 1 and 1. Makes first. 72-68. Second hits only net. 73-68.

CDR misses. Melee for rebound. Tie up goes to KU. 30 seconds left. Memphis must foul.

KU player slips out of bounds. Turnover to Memphis.

CDR misses three. KU at foul line. 13 seconds left. First one falls. 74-68. And second. Rose misses three. Game over! KU wins 75-68!

10:39 - Memphis inbounds. Foul on KU. 2:24 left. Douglas-Roberts at line. Makes first. 69-64. And second. 69-65.

Chalmers misses buzzer bomb. OB to Memphis. Roses misses 3. Tipped back out. CDR misses 3.

Outlet to Rush. Makes second layup try. 71-65.

Douglas-Roberts hits 3. 71-68.

10: 35 - 4:21 left. Dozier misses. KU rebounds. Lob to Arthur for dunk. 67-63 KU.

Miss by Anderson. KU rebounds. Jackson lays it in. 69-63, KU. Timeout Memphis. 2:29 left.

10:32 - Chalmers 3 makes it officially a barnburner. Memphis hampered by loss of Dorsey and by free throw woes.

Memphis wins tip. Steal leads to layup by Rush. KU by 2.

10:29 - Rose at line. Spins off. Four in a row missed by Memphis. Got one. 63-60. Chalmers drains 3. Tie game! On to overtime.

10:25 - 19 on shot clock. Tough shot missed by Douglas-Roberts. KU gets rebound but misses drive at other end.

Douglas-Roberts fouled. Misses first. Still 62-60. 16.8 left. Misses both. Dozier rebounds. Another foul. 10.8 left. Timeout.

10:19 - KU time out with 1:54 left. KU steals inbounds pass and hits 3. 60-56.

Douglas-Roberts at the line. Makes first. And second. 62-56.

Dorsey fouls out. 1:23 left. Bad foul near sideline. Chalmers shooting. Makes first. And second. 62-58.

Foul on Chalmers. Douglas-Roberts to line. 4 of 4 so far. Misses front end.

Fall away jumper falls. 62-60. Timeout Memphis. 44 seconds left.

10:13 - Rose has 18 points. 15 in second half. Rose's 3 is adjusted back to 2 points. Lead drops to 7 at 56-49.

Good drive by Rush, but he misses. Rebound to KU. Foul on Memphis. Dorsey's fourth foul. Arthur shoots and makes one. 3:36 left. Makes both 56-51.

Late shot by Rose misses. Dozier rebounds. Another clock. Taggert scores. 58-51. Memphis gets it back. 2:15 left. KU fouls. Sixth team foul. Rush fouls Dozier. Now 1 and 1. Dorsey in for Taggert. Dozier makes first free throw. 59-51. 67% shooter. Makes second. Memphis leads by nine.

Big make by Arthur cuts lead to seven at 60-53. More fouls likely.

10:02 - Turnover leads to short Rose jumper. Memphis by 4. Rose has 12.

Long three by Kansas is off. Rebound tipped out by Jayhawks.

Foul on Douglas-Roberts. 3rd on him. He sits. 6:19 left. No shots.

Exchange of turnovers. Lob to Dorsey too long.

Rose missed 3 at buzzer. Dozier rebounds. In to Rose who makes layup while being fouled. Memphis leads 53-47 with 5+ minutes left. Rose free throw next. Good. Memphis up 7.

Nice drive by Jayhawks. 54-49.

3 seconds on shot clock for Memphis. Rose banks in impossible 3 at buzzer. 57-49. Shot of the game. Timeout inside of 4 minutes.

9:59 - 8:00 left. Memphis up 2. DVR starts recording "The Daily Show". I have to stop it. Commercial when I get back.

9:51 p.m. - Memphis inbounds under own basket. Turnover under defensive pressure. 20th total turnover in the game.

Chalmers hits a short jumper. KU by 3.

Good passing leads to Rose layup. KU by 1, 45-44.

Dorsey gets a rebound. Jayhawk foul before the shot. Kansas inside game keeping them in. Rush gets a layup. KU up 47-44.

Rose drives and feeds Dozier. Shot good and foul. Memphis can tie. Free throw missed. 47-46 KU.

Good D against Kaun shot. Rose drills a 3. Memphis up 49-47.

9:47 p.m. - Family life continues to get in the way of blogging as we've been brainstorming a word for our daughter to use for her English "definition" project. "Sound" it is. Now it's her job to write five paragraphs.

Back in San Antonio the Jayhawks cling to a 1-point lead 43-42. Both teams are going all out.

9:33 p.m. - Second half starts with Rose feeding Dorsey for a dunk. Rose then forces a turnover. Anderson drains a 3 to tie the score, 33 all!

Chalmers fouled while shooting. Two free throws. Makes both. Anderson scores a layup for Memphis. Gets fouled. Makes the free throw to give Memphis a 1-point lead.

Hook shot by Arthur gives lead back to KU. Great defense by Kansas on next series.

Rose feeds Dorsey for another dunk. Memphis by one.

Kaun fouled by Dorsey. Third foul on Dorsey. He comes out. Kansas up one. Time out.

9:12 p.m. - Got busy there sending photos to my sister. Live blogging is really getting in the way of my photoblogging, or is it vice versa. Kansas leads 33-28 at halftime. Memphis may have to make some free throws to win.

8:57 p.m. - Took a timeout there to talk to my sister on her birthday. The game has gone back and forth and is tied at 28 with 3:50 left in the first half.

8:17 p.m. - Kansas starters are 00 Darrell Arthur, 32 Darnell Jackson, 3 Russell Robinson, 15 Mario Chalmers and 25 Brandon Rush.

Memphis starters are 2 Robert Dozier, 3 Joey Dorsey, 14 Chris Douglas-Roberts, 5 Antonio Anderson and 23 Derrick Rose.

My daughter went upstairs. Perhaps one reason is that the teams with the pretty blue uniforms (UNC and UCLA) were eliminated. Plain old blue on blue compete in the final.

It's been a great athletic run for Kansas with their football team coming off a 1-loss season and Orange Bowl win.

The Tigers win the tap. Dorsey makes the first basket. He didn't score in the last game. Rose's first shot gets blocked out of bounds.

Rush misses a dunk after a steal but gets fouled. Makes one free throw. Memphis now leading 4-1. Now 6-3 after Dozier jumper.

The two teams have almost identical stats - scoring, defense, rebounding. Rose hits a baseline jumper and gets fouled. 8-3 Memphis. Sensational tournament by Rose. 21 ppg; almost 7 rebounds and 6 assists. Probably the best performance in the tournament.

April 7 - Live Blog of Men's Final - Memphis vs. Kansas. Tip off is scheduled for 8:21 p.m. EDT.

This game reminds me of one played twenty years ago between Oklahoma and Kansas. The Jayhawks, led by Danny Manning, were even more of an underdog againt Wayman Tisdale and the Sooners than this year's unit is against Memphis. Watching Kansas' coach Bill Self's refer to assistant coach Danny Manning in his pregame talk reinforces the reminder.

Greg Gumbel, Clark Kellogg and Seth Davis are the studio team. Kellogg picks Memphis. Either Davis didn't pick or I missed it. Having picked in error against the Tigers three games in a row, I'll pick Memphis too, as will my wife, who moved up to #30,000 in the Foxsports.com contest after having the right two teams in the final game. My ranking is slightly lower at 195,000. Back for the start of the game.


April 7 - Most heartbreaking of the three losses (two against my predictions and one against my wishes) was the LSU women's 47-46 loss to Tennessee in last night's Women's Final Four semifinal. The Lady Tigers took the lead 46-45 with 7 seconds left on two free throws by point guard Erica White, but lost when Tennessee guard Alexis Hornbuckle, scoreless to that point, put back a missed shot with 0.7 seconds left to give the Lady Volunteers the win and spot in the women's final vs. Stanford on Tuesday night.

Both teams fought valiantly in a 40-minute defensive struggle with Tennessee limited by a shoulder injury to their superstar Candace Parker, and LSU limited by anxiousness about losing their fifth straight Final Four game in five years of trying. LSU appeared to have broken the spell by taking their one of their few leads of the game with just seven seconds left, but a length-of-the-court dash by Parker, missed layup by Vol center Nikki Anosike and putback by Hornbuckle worked like a death curse from Harry Potter on the Tigers' hopes for one more game and a chance at the elusive national championship. Tennessee will have to pick up its offensive game to compete with a Stanford team that can do it all offensively. The Cardinal proved their mettle with a convincing 82-73 win over #1 Connecticut. Stanford star Candice (with an "i") Wiggins again led the way with 25 points and 13 rebounds, including an 8-9 performance from the foul line. Tennessee may have Pat Summitt and Candace Parker and the mojo of seven championships, but to me Stanford looks like the clearly superior team who should win by 10 points, particularly if they can just play to win a basketball game and not worry to much about what it means.

In Saturday's men's Final Four action, my confident predictions of victory for UCLA and North Carolina couldn't have been more wrong. First, Memphis, led by freshman point guard sensation Derrick Rose, dominated 40 minutes of play to beat the Bruins 78-63. UCLA couldn't cope with the Tigers' speed and athleticism. My report is mercifully brief, as I caught just a few minutes of this game on the radio en route to a New Orleans Zephyrs baseball game, and then saw the final score on the big screen at Zephyr Field. I learned that it is dangerous to pick against a team with a 37-1 record, no matter which conference they play in.

We saw more of Game Two in a dingy "sports bar" (one old TV) across the highway from Zephyr Field, but not the critical first 12 minutes in which Kansas shot out to a 40-12 lead over the North Carolina Tarheels. I have this game recorded and plan to watch to see what such a debacle looks like. Those on the scene reported that KU hit 12 of their first 16 shots including several three-pointers. UNC fought back more courageously than their fans or the media expected (veteran CBS analyst Billy Packer pronounced the game "over" at 40-12), actually drawing to within four points at 54-50 midway through the second half. The rally stalled there, however, and the Jayhawks pulled away to an 84-66 win. Now the Tarheels have stunk up the end of a game (last year vs. Georgetown) and the beginning of another. We'll see how many of their players come back for a third run.


Back on the subject of a new coach for the LSU men's team, it seems unlikely that (assuming Memphis beats Kansas) 1) Memphis coach John Calipari would want to leave his situation there and 2) LSU's administrators would be willing to meet his asking price as the coach of the current national champion team. However, LSU hired their new athletic director on Friday (a guy named Alleva (which sounds more like a pain reliever or a new Hyundai model) moves over from Duke), which might indicate their seriousness about upgrading the basketball program. Maybe Alleva can convince "Coach K" to make the move to Baton Rouge.

April 3 - Among several schools, LSU is looking for a new men's basketball coach, having fired John Brady in midseason and operated with an interim coach the rest of the way. A friend of mine speculated that the Tigers are going for a big hire, given that they haven't yet hired any of the hundreds of coaches and assistants that are no longer coaching this season.

He points out that only six teams are active at this point--the four in the NCAA Final Four and the two NIT finalists--Massachusetts and Ohio State. UMass coach Travis Ford has been widely speculated as the new LSU coach, but my friend thinks that Memphis coach John Calipari may be the real target. Certainly UNC coach Roy Williams and UCLA coach Ben Howland aren't coming to Baton Rouge, and likely not Kansas coach Bill Self either. I can't speculate about Thad Motta (sic?) at Ohio State. Calipari might welcome the move to a "power conference", but would have to accept going from an established power in basketball-crazy Memphis to a rebuilding project in football-crazy Baton Rouge.

I still think Ford is the more likely choice. He's a SEC guy, having played at Kentucky, and would probably welcome the move back to the south. The move would also position him to get the coveted Kentucky job some day, assuming Ford succeeds at LSU and Kentucky incumbent Billy Gillespie falters. An irony of such a hire would be that Ford's eventual departure for Kentucky could be a topic of speculation almost from the moment he got off the plane in Baton Rouge, much as Les Miles possible move to Michigan was an issue as soon as he was hired as LSU's football coach. Local fans and media would be primed for this story.

Of course, LSU may be telling the truth--their story throughout has been that they need to hire a new Athletic Director (incumbent Skip Bertman is retiring) and let that person lead the search for a new head basketball coach. The AD hire is expected this week or early next.

On The Road Again - Some less than optimal planning puts me in Zephyr Field in Metairie, LA for a Triple A baseball game between the New Orleans Zephyrs and the Nashville Sounds on Saturday, April 5--a direct conflict with the Final Four semifinals. I'm hoping my daughter will be willing to carry her nice, light MacBook and that there's a free wireless network in the ballpark. We considered switching the game tickets to Friday night, but the weather forecast is bleak (thunderstorms all afternoon and evening).


April 1 p.m. Update - In eerily similar games, multiple national championship winners Connecticut and Tennessee joined Stanford and LSU in the Women's Final Four next week in Tampa, FL.

The Volunteers beat Texas A&M 53-45 in a Midwest Regional final that the Aggies led 42-35 with about six minutes left. Tennessee superstar Candace Parker dislocated her left shoulder on two occasions and still scored almost half her team's points. Guard Alexis Hornbuckle hit a critical 3-point shot to push a two-point Tennessee lead out to five with just 48 seconds left.

In the East Regional final, 2007 Final Four lightning rod Rutgers led for thirty-plus minutes before succumbing to Connecticut 66-56. Huskies freshman All-American Maya Moore, scoring 22 points per game in the tournament, struggled throughout but sank a key 3-pointer late in the game. The Huskies clinched the win with dead-eye free throw shooting--the last 14 in a row.

April 1 - Stanford joined LSU in the Women's Final Four with a 98-87 West Regional final win over top-seeded Maryland in last night's second game. Although the outcome was similar--beating a #1-seed from the ACC--the style of play was anything but, as the Cardinals nearly outscored the entire LSU-UNC game by themselves. Pac-10 Player of the Year Candace Wiggins scored a phenomenal 41 points, just two games after tallying 44 in an earlier tournament win. Stanford will face the winner of the East Regional final between Connecticut and Rutgers in the national semifinal game on Sunday.


Live Blog of LSU-UNC Game

8:34 p.m. White fouled after inbounds play. Two shots. White makes first. 52-46. And the second. 6-6. 53-46.

Pringle misses, gets rebound. Fowles fouls out. 16 seconds left. 21 points and 11 rebounds for Fowles. Pringle makes two. 53-48.

Pringle fouls out. Williams to line with 13 seconds left. 21 points for Pringle too.

Williams misses first. Makes second. 54-48. UNC misses, gets rebound and is fouled. Thomas fouls out. 3.7 seconds left. Heels make both 54-50.

UNC foul. 1.9 seconds left. LeBlanc to shoot. Makes one. 55-50. And second. 56-50. Air ball ends it.




LSU Tigers win, 56-50 for fifth straight Final Four! They will meet winner of Tennessee-Texas A&M game. Go Aggies!

8:28 p.m. Chaney goes to the line. Off back iron.

McCants drains 3-ball. 48-44.

White fouled. 55 seconds left. Makes first. 49-44. And second 50-44. Nothing but net.

Next 3-ball missed by UNC. Fowles rebounds and is fouled. 0:40 left. Makes first 51-44. Off front iron. Pringle scores at 0:27. 51-46. UNC calls their last timeout.

8:20 p.m. LeBlanc makes one. 45-37. Biggest lead of game. And two, 46-37.

Breeland scores on in-bounds play. 46-39.

Shot clock violation. 2:33 left. UNC timeout.

UNC misses. LSU rebounds. Pass inside to Fowles. She travels. Not happy with the call.

LeBlanc steals. White fouled. 1 and 1 opportunity. Makes firsts. 47-39. Makes second. 48-39.

McCants of UNC scores 48-41. They foul Chaney at 1:10. 73% shooter. UNC calls time.

8:15 p.m. Fowles goes to the bench. Tigers have the ball.

LeBlanc hits a 3! 44-37. 4:12 left.

Bad pass. UNC turnover.

Larkins fouls LeBlanc. Two shots coming. Timeout with 3:46 left.

8:09 p.m. - Ball given to UNC after timeout. Heels miss shot and lose it OB.

3-ball missed by LeBlanc.

Pringle fouled after getting rebound. 1 and 1. Makes first 39-36. UNC gets the miss. Pringle gets another rebound. Back to the line. Makes first. 39-37. Misses second. LSU rebounds.

Fowles scores and is fouled. 41-37. Misses again. 0-5. Foul on Fowles at other end. Her fourth. Larkins misses front end.

Timeout LSU. 5:18 left. 41-37 Tigers.

8:00 p.m. - 10:33 left. Fowles fouled by Larkins. Goes to the line. Misses the first free throw. Larkins hurt on previous play. Misses both again. 0-4.

Foul on White. LSU rebounds Larkins miss. Chaney scores after offensive foul. 36-32.

DeGraffenreid fouled on the shot. Misses first shot. Makes second. 36-33.

Brick by Fowles. Boths teams shooting 36% or less. Pringle pulls Heels within one. 36-35.

Chaney hits 3-ball. 39-35. Turnover by UNC. TV timeout. 7:07 left.

7:44 p.m. - Fowles blocks Larkins' shot. Ball goes off Larkins and out. Fifth block for Sylvia. TV timeout at 16:01.

UNC steal. Fouled by LSU. Another timeout at 15:34.

Shot made by Pringle with a foul. Free throw missed. 30-25.

Williams makes a short shot from the middle. 32-25.

Offensive rebound Basket for Pringle and foul. Makes free throw 32-28.

Pringle scores again. 32-30.

Pass into Fowles. 34-30.

Pringle banks it in 34-32.

Turnover off White's foot.

Finally we have to hear "fever for the flavor of a Pringle." Ugh!

7:36 p.m. Back in action. UNC gets the first basket, but Ashley Thomas responds. 26-23 Tigers. Pringles gets her third foul 2 minutes in. Fowles rebounds her own miss. 28-23. Fowles blocks and ties up Larkins. Fowles fouled on the shot. Misses the first. And the second. Fowles makes a layup in transition. 30-23. UNC timeout. 16:25 left.

7:16 p.m. - Fowles scores on a short shot. Larkins responds. 24-21 LSU at halftime.

7:12 p.m. - Fowles misses a short one while surrounded by five Tarheels. Airball by UNC goes back to them, but they can't take advantage. Fowles next shot is blocked. Tie up goes to UNC. Tarheels getting sloppy with another turnover. 2 minutes left in first half.

Tigers shoot airball but ball goes out of bounds off UNC. Timeout with 1:51 left.

7:03 p.m. - The other Elite Eight matchups are between Stanford and Maryland tonite and between Connecticut and Rutgers and Tennessee and Texas A&M tomorrow night.

Larkins and Fowles trade baskets. 22-17. UNC gets the next score. 22-19 with 3:24 left. TV timeout.

6:55 p.m. - The Women's Final Four is in Tampa, FL. Another LSU turnover disguised as a shot as an entry pass bounces off the rim.

Breakaway layup gives UNC 13-11 lead. Great outlet pass.

Another LSU turnover, but a UNC air ball gives it back. LSU timeout with 10:05 left. Scoring at Tigers' preferred pace as LSU turnovers are matched by UNC misses.

Fowles scores a layup to tie the game at 13. Ashley Thomas hits a side jumper to give the Tigers the lead at again. UNC's Lucas responds to tie at 15.

3-ball from Chaney gives Tigers a 3-point lead. Long shot by Lucas bounces OB. 18-15, LSU.

Good entry pass leads to short jumper by Fowles. 20-15, LSU. Timeout with 6:19 left.

6:45 p.m. Sylvia Fowles puts back her own miss to give the Tigers an 11-9 lead.

Teams are playing much looser than in the LSU-Oklahoma State game, which featured 10% shooting by both teams for the first 10 minutes.

Two straight LSU turnovers (make it three) give UNC a chance to take the lead. Close in shot missed. Game tied at 11 at second timeout.

6:40 p.m. The women get a two-night spotlight as their Elite Eight matchups start with the South Regional final between LSU and North Carolina. The Tigers are going for their fifth straight Final Four appearance. The Tarheels are a little miffed about being sent to New Orleans as a #1 seed to play #2 LSU.

The Tigers get off to a quick 6-0 start, but UNC center Larkins responds with an old-fashioned 3-point play. TV time out with Tigers up 6-5.



March 31 - For the first time in NCAA men's basketball history, four #1 seeds (and four blue teams - though I'm not sure if this is a first) will meet in the Final Four. Memphis cruised to their spot with a convincing 85-67 win over Texas in the South Regional final. Tiger freshman point guard Derrick Rose played a near flawless game, missing just three of ten shots from the field; one of eight at the line, grabbing six rebounds and handing out nine assists while committing just two turnovers. The rest of the Tigers nearly matched Rose's pace, shooting 50% from the field and 83% from the foul line. Memphis next faces UCLA in a Final Four game on Saturday.

Kansas claimed the last spot by surviving Davidson's upset bid 59-57 in the Midwest Regional final when a last second 3-point attempt by the Wildcats' point guard Jason Richards missed short and left. The Jayhawk defense forced a late pass rather than shot from Davidson sharpshooter Stephen Curry. Neither team could get a comfortable lead in a game that was close throughout. Sasha Kaun and Mario Chambers led a balanced Kansas attack with 13 points each. As usual, Curry led Davidson with 25, but on 25 shots as Kansas kept the defensive pressure on him throughout. The Jayhawks will battle North Carolina in the other national semifinal game.


March 29 Late Update - North Carolina continued the domination of the blue with an 83-73 win over Louisville in the East Regional final. After the Tarheels jumped to a 44-32 halftime lead, the Cardinals fought back to tie the game at 59, but couldn't take the lead. Player of Year favorite Tyler Hansborough was too much with 28 points and 13 rebounds, as North Carolina avoided a replay of their regional final collapse vs. Georgetown last year. Blue teams Kansas and Memphis will be favored today over Davidson in red and Texas in burnt orange, respectively.

March 29 - UCLA continued the run of blowouts by #1 teams with an impressive 76-57 drubbing of Xavier in the West Regional final. Kevin Love, or as he's known in our family (and probably elsewhere) by his would-be rapper name K-Luv, led the way again with 19 points, 10 rebounds, 4 assists and 2 blocked shots. The big freshman looks more than ready for the NBA, where I expect he'll play next year, unless UCLA fails to win the NCAA championship, and maybe not even that will keep him in school.

In the East Regional final, Louisville is shooting reasonably well, but can't keep North Carolina off the offensive backboard and trails 27-17. The Cardinals also gave up a length-of-the-court inbounds pass for a layup.


March 28 - 11 p.m. Update - Both Kansas and Memphis played like #1 seeds determined to strike fear into the hearts of all below them. The Jayhawks took a 41-22 halftime lead en route to a 72-57 win over Villanova. Their respective season's records (31-4 vs 22-12) gave a hint of what was to come. Memphis conducted a first-half clinic against Michigan State, taking a 50-20 lead on the way to a 92-74 final score. A telling stat was the Tigers' 22-6 first-half rebounding margin over the best rebounding team in the Big Ten. Kansas gets Davidson on Sunday, while Memphis and Texas should have a track meet.

Update - both games are decided by solid margins as Davidson beats Wisconsin 73-56 and Texas takes care of Stanford by a similar 82-62 score. The Wildcats could face more Wildcats if Villanova upsets Kansas.

Game One of the Midwest Regional is yielding a big surprise as Davidson leads Wisconsin by 18 with just 4:25 left. The game was tied at halftime, but sharpshooter Stephen Curry's 33 points have the Wildcats in good shape for an Elite Eight berth (Curry has outscored the entire Wisconsin team 20-15 in the second half). My modest advance from #158,000 to #145,000 in the Fox contest is at serious risk here, particularly since I had the Badgers advancing to the Final Four.

Davidson showed its commitment to the team by financing a road trip by 300 students from Charlotte to Detroit for the regional games.

Texas's guard play has them up 10 over Stanford, 63-53 with about 8 minutes left. Anything could happen, but the Longhorns have had the answers so far.

Lots more basketball left tonite as Kansas/Villanova and Memphis/Michigan State follow the early games.


March 27 - The regionals got underway tonight with North Carolina and Washington State playing in Charlotte. The defensive-minded Cougars succeeded in holding UNC (who scored 113 and 108 in their first two games) to 68 points, but only managed 47 of their own. The Heels advance to face Louisville, who broke out to a 16-point first-half lead, only to see Tennessee draw to within one with 16 minutes left before fading again and losing by 19, 79-60.

In the West Regional, Xavier beat West Virginia 79-75 in an overtime thriller decided by three straight Xavier 3-balls, the last one coming after a crosscourt inbounds pass with two seconds left on the shot clock. The last game of the night featured #1-seed UCLA and upstart Western Kentucky. Behind very strong play by Kevin Love and reserve James Keefe, the Bruins amassed a 21-point halftime lead, then held off a game Hilltopper second-half rally for a 88-78 win. The Bruins get the Musketeers in the West Regional final on Saturday.

March 26 - Not unexpected news from Fox Sports.com, where my March Madness entry stands at 195,000 out of about of 258,000 entries. My wife is doing much better for now at #58,000, but won't get any more points out of the West Regional, in which she had Connecticut and Duke playing for the Final Four spot. My Final Four teams--UNC, UCLA, Texas and Wisconsin--are all still alive.


March 24 - To help pull the storylines together and to update predictions, here are the Sweet Sixteen matchups.


East - UNC vs. Washington State; Louisville vs. Tennessee - the top four seeds advanced unscathed. I still like UNC and Louisville to reach the next round and UNC to advance to San Antonio. UNC/Washington State matchup is intriguing--upstoppable offense vs. impenetrable defense, evidenced by the Cougars holding Notre Dame to half its season scoring average.

Midwest - Kansas vs. Villanova; Wisconsin vs. Davidson - Two upsets would put a Cinderella in the Final Four, but I started with Kansas and Wisconsin in the regional final and I'll stick with that, with the Badgers making the Final Four. It will be hard not to root against my picks and for Davidson.

South - Memphis vs. Michigan State; Stanford vs. Texas - I predicted Pitt to upset Memphis. Michigan State was clearly better than Pitt, so I don't see any reason they can't beat Memphis. Stanford vs. Texas could reach the 90s. I'll stay with the Longhorns, though I wasn't too impressed with how they barely closed out Miami after dominating most of the game. Stanford showed great courage in overcoming a fabulous effort by Marquette, with center Brook Lopez's fallaway bankshot providing the narrow margin. Michigan State looks like a strong possibility for an Elite Eight upset.

West - UCLA vs. Western Kentucky; Xavier vs. West Virginia - The Bruins, led by veteran guard Darren Collison and amazing freshman center Kevin Love, should handle the upstart Hilltoppers. I picked the Mountaineers to make it this far, so I'll move them past Xavier into a defensive showdown with UCLA.

Player of the Tournament so far has to be Davidson sophomore guard Stephen Curry, who averaged 35 ppg in leading the Wildcats to upset wins over Gonzaga and Georgetown. UCLA freshman center Kevin Love reminds me of Bill Walton with his all-around game and savvy beyond his years.

March 23 - So far I've had the wrong upsets as Tennessee beat Butler in overtime while Davidson shocked Georgetown, recovering from a miserable first half. Texas almost coughed up a big lead to Miami, but prevailed in regulation. Other favorites--Memphis, UNC, Louisville won, albeit the Tigers by a close margin over Mississippi State.


March 22 - I was on the road for most of the day, but I did catch the end of West Virginia's satisfying upset of Duke, watched the end of the Stanford-Marquette game in our hotel room and saw the Pitt-Michigan State and UCLA-Texas A&M games after dinner.

March 21 - Day Two of Round One is underway. My board is taking on more water as one of my predicted upsets (St. Mary's over Miami) didn't happen while another unpredicted upset (WKU over Drake) did. I picked one upset as Davidson clipped Gonzaga by 6.

The later games were even tougher as Mississippi State got a comeback win over Oregon and St. Josephs lost to Oklahoma. In addition, Vandy got smoked by Siena and San Diego upset Connecticut. I expect a lot of folks missed these 13 over 4 upsets. Villanova finished off the night by beating Clemson. I did get the North Carolina, Georgetown and Memphis games right. Woo hoo!

March 20 - I was 12-4 on Day One--worst pick was Kent St. over UNLV--the game was never close as the Golden Flashes burnt out early. Kansas St. played much better than expected and dominated USC. Best pick was probably resisting the temptation to pick George Mason over Notre Dame. Temple over Michigan State was a popular upset pick, but I had that one as well.


Here are predictions for Rounds 1 and 2 of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament that will build the stand on which my new 50" HD TV will sit (unless it's wall-mounted) after I win the Fox Sports.com Bracket Challenge.


East Regional

North Carolina vs. Mt. St. Mary’s – second easiest pick on the board. Heels by a bunch against champs of the play-in game. Hakuna matata for the Tarheels, 113-74 over the Mount.

Indiana vs. Arkansas – evenly-matched game here, as expected for 8 vs. 9. Arkansas was playing well at season’s end and with a few days off should be able to handle the slumping Hoosiers, whose coaching situation is in disarray. Arkansas forward Sonny Weems makes his claim for top player in Round 1 with 31 points on 12-14 shooting (4-4 at line; 3 for 4 from 3-point range) in 86-72 Razorback win over Hoosiers.

Round 2 and Beyond: In a match of good vs. better, the Heels will tame the Razorbacks on their way to the championship game. Heels didn't stop at taming; they eviscerated Arkansas in 108-77 rout.


Notre Dame vs. George Mason – very intriguing 5 vs. 12 game. Irish bombed out vs. Winthrop last year. Patriots were darlings of ’06 tournament with some of that crew still on the team. I expect Irish to atone for last year and return Mason to sweeping steps and waiting for their prince to come. Irish cruise 68-50.

Washington St. vs. Winthrop – dangerous 4 vs. 13 game for the Cougars, who started fast but struggled in the strong Pac 10. Two 13 over 4 upsets in a row seems a lot to ask of Winthrop. I’ll go with Washington State. The Cougars dominate Winthrop, 71-40.

Round 2 and Beyond: Big East player of year Luke Harogody (sp?) will kept the Irish moving until they face UNC. The Irish stop here--erased 61-41 by Washington State.


Oklahoma vs. St. Joseph’s – my initial instinct was to pick Oklahoma, since I didn’t think St. Joe’s would make the tourney, but I’ll follow my heart instead and pick the Philly school in an 11 over 6 upset. Should have trusted my first thoughts. Sooners win 72-64.

Louisville vs. Boise State – a Rick Pitino-coached team ought to be able to win this game for sure. The Cardinals deliver the win, 79-60.

Round 2 and Beyond: City loyalty dissolves and talent prevails as Louisville beats St. Joe’s (and Butler) before falling to UNC in the East Regional final. The Cardinals embarrass Oklahoma 78-48 and get Tennessee next in a strong 2 vs. 3 matchup.


Butler vs. South Alabama – Butler was a great story all season. I expect their methodical and precise play to be good for at least one more win, especially vs. the Jaguars, a mid-major team of the likes they dominated all year. Both form and my pick held in this one as Butler won easily 81-61.

Tennessee vs. American – Vols get an easy one before facing the scheming Butler. Tennessee started slowly but got around to beating American 72-57, despite an off offensive game by star shooter Chris Lofton.

Round 2 and Beyond: Patient Butler beats suddenly cold-shooting Vols in first major upset of Round 2. But Louisville will avoid a second upset at their hands. Butler pushed Tennessee into overtime, but lost 76-71.


Midwest Regional

Kansas vs. Portland State – maybe the closest of the 1 vs. 16 games but still a comfortable win for the Jayhawks Jayhawks rule first half and hold to lead in second to win 85-61.

UNLV vs. Kent State – great long-range geographic and cultural matchup. Middle America vs. desert glitz. A “flip-a-coin” 8 vs. 9 game. The Runnin’ Rebels will stay in Vegas while Kent State advances. Hideous 10-point first half dooms Kent State in 71-58 loss.

Round 2 and Beyond: Kansas has enough to win battle of Middle America over Kent State and another over Vandy before bowing in Midwest final to Wisconsin. Kansas handled UNLV easily 75-56.


Clemson vs. Villanova – the second or third best team in the ACC vs. the seventh best team in the Big East. I’m thinkin’ Tigers. #12 will play #13 in the next round as Villanova overcame an 18-point first-half deficit to win 75-69.

Vanderbilt vs. Siena – Vandy should have too much talent for the veteran Siena team. Siena was too quick for Vandy and ran away with an 83-62 win. Guard Kenny Hasbrouck poured in 30 points on 9-14 shooting plus a perfect 10-10 from the line.

Round 2 and Beyond: Great 4 vs. 5 matchup will be won in OT by the Commodores as Clemson struggles with free throws. KU too much for Vandy in next round. Villanova handled Siena with surprising ease 84-72 as Siena's outside shooting went cold.



USC vs. Kansas State – prospectively the most entertaining match of Round 1 as USC freshman star O.J. Mayo (21 ppg) takes the court against Kansas State freshman star Michael Beasley (26 points and 12 rebounds per game). The Trojans looked good at the end of the season when they dismantled Stanford. I’ll go with them. USC couldn't maintain their late season form. K-State wins 80-67 behind 23 points and 11 rebounds from Michael Beasley.

Wisconsin vs. Cal St. Fullerton – Badgers met all challenges in winning Big 10 regular season (tied with Purdue) and tournament. They should handle CSF. The Titans hung around longer than expected but still fell 71-56.

Round 2 and Beyond: Patient and savvy Badgers frustrate Mayo to prevail; frustrate mighty Hoyas and Jayhawks to reach Final Four. Wisconsin keeps moving, 72-55 over Kansas State.


Gonzaga vs. Davidson – intriguing 7 vs. 10 match. Gonzaga should come out fired up after losing the WCC tournament, but my hunch is that Davidson, like Butler, has at least one more win left in them after a great regular and postseason so far. Guard Stephen Curry lit up the scoreboard for 40 (8-10 from 3-point range), leading Davidson to an 82-76 upset.

Georgetown vs. UMBC – two schools are about 40 miles apart by road and much further than that in basketball prowess. Hoyas by a lot. 66-47 may not be a lot of points, but it's a healthy margin for Georgetown.

Round 2 and Beyond: Talent and experience are more than enough to propel Georgetown past Davidson, but are not enough to beat Wisconsin. Enough to win the first half maybe, but Davidson turned its game around in the second half to win 74-70. Steven Curry came alive in the second half to score 30 points.


South Regional

Memphis vs. Texas-Arlington – Tigers should run ‘em off the court. That was pretty much the case as Memphis won 87-63.

Mississippi St. vs. Oregon – another 8 vs. 9 match that is tough to call. Mississippi State had a better season on paper, but I’m going with Oregon based on them playing in a very tough conference. Bulldog center Charles Rhodes ruled this one with 34 points and 9 rebounds as Mississippi State overcame a 10-point halftime deficit to win 76-69.

Round 2 and Beyond: Oregon lost a lot of games to teams as good as Memphis. They will lose one more. Memphis will win no more after this one, falling to Pitt Panthers. Memphis advanced to the Sweet Sixteen with a 77-74 win over Mississippi State, despite a doleful free throw shooting performance.



Michigan State vs. Temple – the gap between the two teams is too great to overcome with love for a Philly team. Spartans in a close one. Got this one right as Spartans led most of the way in 72-61 win.

Pitt vs. Oral Roberts – I fell in love with Pitt and point guard Levance Fields while watching the Big East tournament (and an early season win over Duke). Coach Jamie Dixon is a rising star. The Panthers should win this one handily. Panthers 47-24 halftime lead way too much for even God to rescue Oral Roberts from on way to 82-63 win.

Round 2 and Beyond: The Panthers can and will win this game with Michigan State. Otherwise, they won’t be able to deliver my predicted upset over Memphis in Round 3 before falling to Texas in South Regional final. No they won't. Cold-shooting Pitt fell to a good-looking Michigan State team 65-56.

Marquette vs. Kentucky – Kentucky played well vs. SEC schools and not as well vs. outsiders. Marquette is a good outsider and will win this one. Warriors held off Wildcats 74-66.

Stanford vs. Cornell – brainiest of the first round games, but the contest is basketball, so Cardinal should prevail easily. No problem for the Cardinal as they win 77-53.

Round 2 and Beyond: Tough call here, but I’ll go with Stanford, a winner from the tough Pac 10 in this one, and Texas from tough Big 12 in the next. Great game between Stanford and Marquette goes to Cardinal 82-81 in OT.



Miami (FL) vs. St. Mary’s – I’m thinking that the Hurricanes will struggle vs. a team that their players probably didn’t know existed until about a week ago. St. Mary’s in a 10 over 7 upset. Miami apparently knew enough about the Gaels to post a 78-64 win.

Texas vs. Austin Peay – No upset for the Colonels this year. Talented Longhorns led by point guard D.J. Augustin should win in a runaway. Easy win for the Longhorns, 74-54.

Round 2 and Beyond: Easy wins for the Longhorns on the way to Final Four match with UCLA. Texas got halfway to the Final Four with a 72-69 win over Miami that looked like it would be easier.



West Regional

UCLA vs. Mississippi Valley State – Only an extreme act of mercy by UCLA coach Howland could keep this final margin below 30. Bruins bearhug MVSU 70-29.

BYU vs. Texas A&M – Aggies did well in last season’s tourney, but are missing senior guard Acey Law. I’ll go with the Cougars. The Aggies prevail in a close one, 67-62.

Round 2 and Beyond: The Bruins roll on in a rematch of the 2007 Holiday Bowl, which will fade in memory compared to their first NCAA championship since 1995. With a 36-26 second half lead, the Aggies scared the Bruins, but Darren Collison and Kevin Love saved the day with 40 of the Bruins points in a 53-49 comeback win. (Note: Score was adjusted back to 51-49 as UCLA's dunk at the buzzer was ruled to have happened a split second too late. The scorekeeper misinterpreted the official's signal at the time.)


Drake vs. Western Kentucky – both teams had great seasons; Drake slightly better and slightly better in this contest too. The game of the tournament so far as the Hilltoppers blew a 16-point lead with 8 minutes to go as Drake forced overtime. But as time expired in overtime, Western Kentucky guard Ty Rogers hit a 26-foot three-point shot to win the game 101-99.

Connecticut vs. San Diego – whatever momentum San Diego generated at home in WCC tourney will be gone by the time the Huskies finish chewing them. Connecticut goes home after shocking 70-69 overtime loss to the Toreros of San Diego. Guard De'on Jackson made the game-winning shot with 1.2 seconds left (only his third and fourth points of the game) after San Diego's two top scorers had fouled out.

Round 2 and Beyond: Drake is in NCAA tourney for first time since 1971. Huskies compete almost every year. Experience will out in this contest. Huskies not quite good enough to stay with UCLA in next round. The Hilltoppers won the 2nd round Cinderella fight, 72-63 over San Diego.



Purdue vs. Baylor – After horrific murder story of 2003, Baylor’s return to the tournament is heartwarming, but will be spoiled by overachieving Boilermakers. Boilermakers amass 46-27 halftime lead and make Baylor's return to the NCAA tournament a short one by 90-79 final score.

Xavier vs. Georgia – Forgive me for listening to Dick Vitale, but this seems like a good candidate for a 14 over 3 upset. The Bulldogs found their bite in the SEC tournament. The Musketeers were flailing a bit at the end. Bulldogs hit the wall in second half as Xavier overcomes 9-point halftime deficit to win by 12, 73-61.

Round 2 and Beyond: The Bulldogs run at Best-in-Show will be stopped by Purdue. Boilermakers stop WVU as well before falling to UCLA in West Regional final. Whoops--Xavier keeps winning, 85-78 over Purdue. They get West Virginia, 73-67 winner over Duke, next. The winner will likely be the team that tries to keep UCLA out of the Final Four.


West Virginia vs. Arizona – another good 7 vs. 10 game. The Mountaineers always seem to bring their “A” game early in the tournament, while Arizona is spotty. I see spots this year for the Wildcats as WVU prevails. The Mountaineers looked good in a 75-65 win and should be ready for Duke on Saturday.

Duke vs. Belmont – Perhaps after this year, Coach K will abandon selling credit cards and trucks and concentrate on basketball. But the Devils will still beat Belmont. Almost not as Duke survives an upset bid, 71-70.

Round 2 and Beyond – Coach K re-evaluates priorities after Duke is put out by the Mountaineers, who fall valiantly to Purdue in next round.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

March Madness 2007 Redux

To get ready for March Madness 2008, I brought back my personal favorite post from 2007, reorganized to be read from top to bottom. Hope you enjoy!







March 12: Let the Madness Begin!

One of the highlights of any American sports fan's year is the NCAA (registered trademark) basketball tournament, popularly known as "March Madness" (among other trademarked nicknames), even though it climaxes in April with the "Final Four" (another registered trademark). "Madness" applies well to the March part as two 64-team fields (men's and women's) are pared to a pair of "Final Fours" over the course of three extended weekends. (Please note registered trademark status of NCAA logos, both above and below. Please continue reading to understand appearance of Tinactin logo).


Baton Rouge's interest in the 2006 tournaments approached football level (though nothing can equal a sport where "National Signing Day" (unsure of trademark status), the day when high school recruits make their college choice public, attracts thousands to a ballroom to watch a fax machine), as all four local teams, the LSU Tigers and Lady Tigers, and the Southern University Jaguars and Lady Jags, qualified, with both Tiger squads highly ranked and expected to win a few games--in the case of the ladies, even compete for the national championship. Another great story was that almost all of the LSU men's team hailed from Baton Rouge or from within 50 miles. The teams didn't disappoint, as the Southern men played powerhouse Duke to a close game before succumbing, and both the LSU men and women won four games to reach their respective Final Fours. (I think that Southern's gals were more or less wiped out in their first game.)

This year's tournament starts with considerably less hoopla (not sure of origin, but a made-to-order basketball marketing word) in Baton Rouge. The Southern teams fell from their relatively high perches to last place in their leagues. The LSU men struggled through a trying 17-15 season that started well, but finished "stuck in the mud" of a south Louisiana swamp rather than on "The Road to Atlanta" (CBS trademark, I think--Atlanta's Georgia Dome is where the Final Four will be held this year). Only the Lady Tigers, lacking four-time All-American and WNBA Rookie of the Year Seimone Augustus, but still led by formidable Sylvia Fowles, played near their potential, and still lost as many games (7) as they had in the previous two years combined. Even their regular season ended in an uproar as young, successful coach Pokey Chatman resigned under a cloud of suspicion about "inappropriate contact" with a former player.

Still the tournament is a feast for basketball fans, particularly on the first weekend as sixteen games on each of Thursday and Friday are followed by eight games matching the winners on each of Saturday and Sunday (for the arithmetically-challenged, that's 48 games in four days--actually about 76 hours--for just one of the tourneys). Many are mismatches as the nation's best teams are matched with the marginal qualifiers, but many are close and a few upsets surprise the fans and oddsmakers every year. CBS works hard to cover all the action, and there are often magic moments when they switch from close game to close game, catching the game-deciding shots of each.


There's also a hackneyed search for which lowly-ranked team will be the "Cinderella" (perhaps trademarked by Disney?) of this year's "Big Dance" (another trademarked nickname, or at least often used) and wear "the glass slipper" (likely beyond trademark status). Last year it was the George Mason University Patriots of Alexandria, VA (many sports fans, even basketball fans, outside metro-DC didn't know such a university existed until about mid-March 2006) and the mid-major Colonial Conference. "Cinderella" has to reach the "Sweet Sixteen" (the teams that survive the first weekend--and definitely trademarked--Louisiana had to change the "Sweet Sixteen" name of its high school championship after protests from the NCAA--this didn't seem like such a big deal since the Louisiana tournament had since grown to 28 teams), and her status is enhanced by any wins thereafter--one of which will elevate them to "Elite Eight" (most likely trademarked). FOX Sports, who have tagged the event "Hoops Hysteria" (pending trademark, I imagine) are touting Creighton (from Omaha, NB), New Mexico State, Nevada, Old Dominion (Norfolk, VA), and Southern Illinois (the wonderfully-nicknamed Salukis of Carbondale, IL) as 2007's most promising Cinderellas (though this begs the question as to whether a Cinderella can be so after being identified before the dance.) (I'm back with my bracket--look for Winthrop (of South Carolina) to beat Notre Dame in Round 1 and Long Beach State to beat Tennessee. My "I didn't even know there was a college by that name" is Albany--I'm not sure if they're from NY or Georgia, but I expect them to lose to Virginia right away. I'll be back with later round predictions)

As yet, a true "Cinderella" hasn't won the "whole enchilada" (currently not a trademarked nickname--future status uncertain). Mason got the closest by reaching the Final Four before being crushed by eventual champ Florida. Other upset winners have been big-name basketball schools that have won the tournament with apparently less than their best team (Villanova in 1985; NC State in 1983; Kansas in 1988). For the most part, winning six games in three weekends against quality opponents is a task that only the cruel stepsisters, I mean elite programs and teams, can handle.


This year's men's field features defending champ Florida with a top ranking and a likelihood not to repeat as champ (Duke was the last to repeat 15 years ago); perennial powers North Carolina and Kansas, and "upstart" Ohio State (as much of an upstart as an athletic powerhouse of 40,000-plus students can be--but OSU has been much more successful in football than basketball since John Havlicek graduated in about 1962). Other highly regarded teams are UCLA (over whom the visage of 10-time champion coach John Wooden still looms, though they have won once since the now 95-year old Wooden retired 30 years ago); Wisconsin (better known for cheese and swing state politics than either basketball or football); Georgetown (now coached by the son of their championship-winning coach John Thompson); and Memphis (who win a lot of games every year but toil in relative obscurity in Conference USA, a mid-major stepsister (ooh, another Cinderella allusion) to the more glamorous Atlantic Coast, Big Ten, Big Twelve, Big East, Southeastern, and Pac-10 (the so-called "power conferences"--schools like Louisville fled C-USA to get into the Big East). (My Round 2 upsets include Arizona over defending champ Florida; Butler doing it vs. Maryland; Indiana (my summer 2007 home) knocking off UCLA; Louisville over Texas A&M and Nevada over Memphis)


Another treat of so much basketball in so little time is the opportunity to see the best players from across the country. National player of the year Kevin Durant, a freshman of eye-popping ability at the University of Texas, will get a lot of attention as long as Texas keeps winning. When they stop, Durant will move on to the NBA, where he would have played this year if not for a new NBA rule requiring high schoolers to play at least one year at the NCAA level before becoming eligible for the NBA draft. Ohio State has a similar freshman phenom (or "diaper dandy" in the hideous phraseology of ESPN broadcaster Dick Vitale--fortunately we are spared his histrionics during CBS's tournament coverage--unless we stray to ESPN to watch highlights) named Greg Oden--I haven't seen him play yet. Florida has a team full of talent, but no new names as they all played for last year's champions. More exciting will be seeing the players I don't even know--last year it was Mike G-something (Gansey!) from West Virginia and Tyrus Thomas of LSU (unknown outside Baton Rouge and NBA scouts--Thomas was picked about 4th in the ensuing NBA draft).

Much of the nation prepares for the March Madness by engaging in Bracketology (ESPN trademark), the science of predicting the winners of each game and the entire tournament by filling in a printed (or electronic) "bracket" showing all the first round games and the progressions to the later rounds. The completed brackets are then entered in various office pools and online contests, though the stakes are usually small $5 or $10 per bracket. March Madness can also lead to a "gambling problem" for the hardcore as Las Vegas offers betting lines on the overall tournament winner, winner of every game, and a variety of sub-events within the games (most rebounds, first basket, over/under totals--you name it). I heard a writer being interviewed about March Madness on NPR refer to the tournament as the "high holy days" of sports gambling. In fact, I should be filling out my bracket (deadline is before the first game begins at noon Eastern on Thursday) rather than writing this article. (I'm filling it out now, Round 3 features Oregon over Wisconsin, leaving them to play Pac-10 rival Arizona in the "Midwest Regional Final" (probably trademarked, note that neither team is from the Midwest); Kansas and Indiana in the West Regional Final (some geographical dyslexia working here); Texas and Georgetown battling for the East Regional (as Georgetown holds up its region); and newly-Dixified Ohio State vs verifiable Cinderella Nevada in the South Regional final)


My favorite memories of past madness include the 1979 tourney when Ivy League champ Penn beat North Carolina to earn a spot vs. Magic Johnson and Michigan State in the Final Four (Penn got wiped out; MSU won it all over Larry Bird and Indiana State); the 1983 tourney when NC State upset "Phi Slamma Jamma" Houston with a last-second air ball by Derreck Whittenberg and put back by Lorenzo Charles (I had to watch this one on the highlight shows as we were busy winning my one and only recreation league softball championship in Orangeburg, SC); Syracuse (my birthplace) winning it all with freshman Carmelo Anthony (in 2003, I think); and the best of all--Philly team Villanova (I almost went to college there) beating Georgetown in 1985 in the "perfect game" (Villanova made 22 of 28 shots from the field. I missed this one too, but that's another story). Villanova also made it to the final game (just called the "NCAA Final"--once you've declared a Final Four, what's left, the "Really Final Two"?--maybe the "Titanic Two", but images of the Titanic may not be that welcome--perhaps Tinactin could sponsor the final game as the "Tinactin Two") in 1971, my second year living in the Philadelphia area, losing to UCLA and then forfeiting their second place trophy when the NCAA learned that their star player had an agent. (An interesting sidelight is that Villanova was the third best team in Philadelphia that year as city schools Penn and St. Joseph's had great teams that didn't advance as far in the NCAA tournament. ) I'm not sure if that one was a highlight or lowlight. It felt like a highlight at the time. Rooting for my alma mater, the University of Delaware, hasn't been much fun--in their last appearance about 15 years ago they got stomped by Cincinnati--so I have to adopt other favorites. (The Final Four will be Oregon vs Kansas and Georgetown vs. Ohio State--all Cinderellas change back into scullery maid wear)



The ladies' tournament has become more and more interesting the last few years--a direct result of Baton Rouge native Seimone Augustus play at LSU (she declined the blandishments of perennial women's powerhouse Tennessee to suit up for four years at her hometown school--she'll be long-remembered and admired in BR for that), and a secondary result of the ever-improving level of play in women's college basketball. During her career the team made three straight Final Four appearances, though the "brass ring" (not trademarked) eluded them; once when Baylor overcame a large first half deficit to win, and another time due to a crucial and uncharacteristic error by their star point guard Temika Johnson, whose otherwise sterling play and tiny stature (about 5'2") made her easy to forgive. This year the women's favorite are North Carolina, Tennessee, Connecticut and Duke. Tennessee and Connecticut have won the most championships over the years, though Baylor and Maryland broke through the last two years.



If you're a basketball fan, I don't have to convince you to tune in (CBS for the guys; ESPN for the gals). If not, try it anyway--root for the team with the higher number in front of them, they'll be the underdog, a possible "Cinderella" at the "Big Dance", seeking the "glass slipper", and a spot in the ""Sweet Sixteen", the "Elite Eight", the "Final Four" or even the "Tinactin Two" (OK, that's enough Dave) before "the clock strikes midnight" (not trademarked, but that's what happens when a Cinderella team loses--oh yeah, their "coach (the four-wheeled kind) turns into a pumpkin" too--though if rotund former coach Rick Majerus donned the orange blazer of the University of Tennessee he'd bear a striking resemblance to a pumpkin) on "The Road to the Final Four" (one final trademark, whew!) (Enjoy the "TT" matchup of Georgetown and Kansas (featuring two of college basketballs best and most inscrutable cheers "Rock Chalk Jayhawk!" and "Hoya Saxa!"), and join the celebratory car door slamming in beautiful Lawrence, Kansas as Coach Bill Self and the Kansas Jayhawks claim their first NCAA basketball crown since 1988. As for me, I'll be looking forward to enjoying March Madness 2008 on the 60" HDTV I'm going to win by entering my bracket at foxsports.net contest.

Thanks for reading this epic (at least in length) post. Let the games begin! (if they can fight through all the marketing and trademark protection)


March 16 Update: Indiana guard Roderick Wilmont and VCU guard Eric Maynor were the stars of Day One's play. Wilmont sank six three-pointers to lead Indiana to an easy (and predicted) win over Gonzaga. Maynor scored his team's last six points and 22 overall to lead No. 11 Virginia Commonwealth to an upset win over No. 6 Duke. The Blue Devils couldn't play defense or make free throws at the end, and it cost them a game that they led most of the way--the Rams two-point winning margin matched their largest lead of the game.

VCU takes the early lead in the Cinderella sweepstakes, fitting given that reached the NCAA tournament by beating last year's Cinderella George Mason in the Colonial Conference tournament. Their next game is against Pittsburgh, which usually underplays their ranking in the tournament, and could be butted out by the Rams. Otherwise, higher ranked teams won on Day One, except for a very mild upset of No. 8 BYU by No. 9 Xavier.


More from March 16: Winthrop beat Notre Dame (again as predicted) to join the Cinderella-hopeful ranks in Round 2. All the top 5 seeds won, including my upset target Tennessee, who nipped Long Beach State by 121-85. The Volunteers scored 57 in the first half and then got hot. Arizona will not be knocking off Florida in Round 2, as they lost by nine to Purdue. Virginia Tech saved one of my picks by coming back against No. 12 Illinois. Early on the announcers alluded to Illinois's offensive problems, even as they were scoring well and building a lead. The problem showed up late, as the Illini didn't score for the last five minutes, allowing the Hokies to climb out of a hole and get the win. Kevin Durant was great in Texas's win over New Mexico State--he scored 27 points, including 17 free throws.


March 17: Despite being a No. 5 seed, Butler University of Indianapolis seems pretty Cinderellaish after beating No. 4 Maryland 62-59 this afternoon. Brandon Crone was the star, sinking four three pointers, including a key basket late in the game after he missed a layup. Butler will probably face Florida next, although a win by Purdue over the Gators would set up an all-Indiana matchup in the Midwest semifinal.


More March 17: VCU's party got a five-minute extension this afternoon, but still came to a bad end with a 84-79 overtime loss to Pitt. The Rams did themselves proud, however, erasing a 19-point deficit to send the game into the extra session. Their last three point attempt to tie the game just missed, and then ensuing back tap went to a Pitt player, who was fouled and made both free throws. First round hero Eric Maynor had an another strong game, including a beautiful left-handed bank shot to help get VCU into overtime. As an No. 11 seed, Winthrop now leads the Cinderella sweepstakes comfortably. Their next challenge is my Final Four pick Oregon.

My upset pick of Louisville over Texas A&M fizzled when freshman phenom Edgar Sosa, who to that point had made 7 of 8 field goal attempts and all 15 free throws, missed two free throws and then a potentially game-winning three-point shot. A&M, led by senior guard Acie Law, looks like a good candidate to advance deeper into the tourney.

My wife's doing great with her pool--too bad it's entered with tens of thousands of others at Fox.net rather than in a small pool at work where she'd have a chance. Her only miss in Round 2 was Maryland's 3-point loss to Butler. Her best pick was Vandy's upset of Washington State, which was accomplished in double overtime.


March 18: Virginia and Tennessee play the first game. Tennessee's hot shooting in game one wasn't a fluke as they again shoot well to win 77-74. They'll play Ohio State next in the South Regional semifinal.

I had Florida losing in Round 2, but they won't, not to Arizona, or to their vanquisher Purdue, whom the Gators just beat 74-67. Kay's second round upset pick is a good one as UNLV beat Wisconsin, 74-68.

Winthrop's 75-61 loss to Oregon clears out the double digit seeds from the bracket. Revived power UNLV and their in-state rival Nevada remain as the lowest ranking survivors, although Nevada is in jeopardy (they lost by 16) against Memphis. Despite their No. 3 seed, Texas A&M is a good underdog story. Just three years ago they lost every game on their Big 12 conference schedule. They get Memphis next.

Round 2 is over; the Sweet Sixteen are set--Tennessee, Vanderbilt and Memphis give the Volunteer State the largest representation; UCLA and USC go in from California. Other states get one each: Florida, Oregon, UNLV, Kansas, Southern Illinois, Pitt, North Carolina, Georgetown, Ohio State, and Texas A&M.

My wife had a great second round--14 and 2; by woeful comparison, I was 8-8, with two sure losers (Nevada and Arizona) in the next round. UNLV over Oregon is her most adventurous pick in Round 3. My picks don't really matter. The best thing I've got going in Kansas to win it all; they've looked great so far in wins over Niagara and Kentucky. Right now, my view is that the winner of a Florida vs. Kansas Final Four matchup will win it all.

Texas A&M and Memphis should be a good matchup--both have strong, athletic teams with good leadership. Vandy and Georgetown is an offense vs. defense matchup. Vandy will have to make a lot of outside shots to overcome Georgetown's strength inside. USC has looked terrific so far; they embarrassed Texas and sent Kevin Durant on "to the next level" as the sports talk show hosts say.


After the LSU women devastated UNC-Asheville in their first game, 77-39, the Baton Rouge Advocate's sports columnist wrote a column titled "Dear Pokey", telling the missing former coach about the game. The early matchups in women's tournament are even more lopsided than the men's games, as there aren't really 64 championship caliber programs in the country.


March 30: HDTV Dreams Shattered as Picks are Toppled

Unless we buy our own 60" HDTV, I'll be watching the 2008 Final Four on our old reliable 27" non-HD. My NCAA picks soured in Round 2; my wife's collapsed with the emergence of the actual Final Four, which did not include her Tinactin Two choices of UNC and Kansas, or Memphis. I'm still alive with Georgetown and Ohio State, though my national champ Kansas fell to UCLA. Hoya Saxa!

I heard on ESPN that they had over 161,000 correct Final Four entries in their online bracket game. Last year with George Mason getting in, they had less than 100.

Since I'm so far behind on this blog, I'll work my way through the regions and see what I can remember. First, it's no news that Cinderella is long-gone from the dance. Vanderbilt came the closest to fitting the slipper as this 6th seed lost their Sweet 16 game to Georgetown in the last few seconds on a fabulous move and shot by Georgetown forward Jeffrey Green that many folks thought might have included an extra step. In a show of class, the Vandy coach and players never complained. Georgetown went on to "upset" top seed North Carolina in the Eastern final in overtime. The Hoyas hot shooting kept them within range of the Tarheels almost-as-hot shooting and surprisingly superior rebounding. When North Carolina slumped near the end, the Hoyas tied the game on three-pointer by guard Jonathan Wallace (a walk-on transfer from Princeton) and held on as the Heels last shot hit the rim. Overtime was, as Dick Vitale might ejaculate, "No contest, baby!" as the the Heels bricked their way to a combined 1-24 shooting perfomance (even that a meaningless shot after the game was decided) in the last few minutes of regulation and overtime, while the Hoyas cruised to a 96-84 win.

The Hoyas will face the upstart (but No. 1 seeded) Ohio State Buckeyes, who just seemed to have a little too much for Memphis. They held the lead most of the game and won by 12 to take the Southeast Regional. Texas A&M came within a whisker of beating Memphis; they probably would have given Ohio State a better game.

On the other side of the bracket, perennial powers UCLA and Kansas matched up in the Midwest final. This game was close, but UCLA's superior defense and guard play by Aaron Afflalo and Darren Collison put the Bruins into the Final Four. There, they'll have to pick up their game even further to get past their 2006 conqueror, defending champ Florida. The Gators survived a gritty effort by second-best Cinderella, Butler, but finally prevailed behind the substantial backside and deft touch of forward Al Horford. Against the run-and-gun Oregon Ducks, the Gators' focus shifted to guard play, and sharpshooters Taureen Green and Lee Humphreys came through with 20+ apiece. The do-it-all Gators appear to be pretty tough to beat at this point.

A possible distraction is the University of Kentucky's high interest in hiring current Florida head coach Billy Donavan as their new top man. Veteran Wildcat mentor Tubby Smith read the tea leaves and accepted a new position at the University of Minnesota before Kentucky could fire him after the schools ninth straight non-NCAA championship-winning season. Double figure losses and a galling SEC Tournament semifinal loss to Mississippi State, in which a Smith miscoaching move (asking his player to step back from the free throw line after the ball was handed to the shooter--the shooter made the shot, giving Kentucky a 4-point lead with about 2 seconds left--but the shot was disqualified. Mississippi State next sunk a 3-pointer to tie the game and went on to win in overtime) cost his team very hard-fought game.

Getting back to Florida, their main enemy in their match with UCLA might be overconfidence, as essentially these same two rosters played in the 2006 final, which Florida won with ease, 73-57. I imagine that Donovan will talk to his team about UCLA's 11 NCAA championships (all but one of which were won at least 10 years before any of his players were born).

I like Florida by a narrower margin, as UCLA gives a pride-driven, but still inadequate effort. Georgetown and Ohio State goes to the Hoyas--no change from my original view. Both teams survived a scare, but Georgetown's was more impressive--overcome a deep and talented North Carolina team; the Buckeyes nearly fell to Cinderellaesque Xavier (which as Dave Barry says, would be a good name for a rock band).

On the womens' side, Tennessee and North Carolina predictably rolled to Final Four spots. Not so expected were successes by Rutgers and LSU.

Rutgers lost 2005-6 national player of the year candidate Cappie Poindexter to graduation and started the current season 2-4. Their Elite Eight upset of Duke amazed all who saw it as Duke All-American Lindsay Harding missed two free throws with 0.1 seconds on the clock and her team trailing by one. This came after an earlier Duke turnover that allowed Rutgers to score the go-ahead basket. Rutgers coach Vivian Stringer saluted the amazing progress, particularly defensively, that her young team made during the year. She also noted their "naivety", saying that her girls really didn't know how big the Duke game was when they went out to play it.


LSU's late season saga is well-known and recounted in here, but they pushed on to the Final Four berth with a quintessential defensive squeeze on Florida State in a 55-43 win (this game started at 10:30 CDT/11:30 EDT), and then wiped out five-time national champ Connecticut 73-50 behind a dominating 23-point, 15-rebound performance by junior center Sylvia Fowles. An interesting pre-note to the Connecticut win was their coach's glib admission that while he might be a better coach, a better dresser, and funnier than LSU interim coach Bob Starkey, "he's (Starkey) got Sylvia Fowles," an advantage that no combination of coachly advantages (including 5 national titles for Auriemma vs 3 career wins for Starkey) could overcome.

LSU and Rutgers, being seeded 3 and 4 respectively, aren't quite Cinderellas, but the winner of their defense-oriented game will definitely be an underdog to the Carolina/Tennessee survivor. Carrying the honor of the entire ACC along with the basketball-crazy state of North Carolina, the Lady Tarheels will be led by senior All-American guard Ivory Latta. I haven't seen much of their play, but UNC's women seem like the short, quick and solid types who depend on shooting, teamwork and passing. Legendary Tennessee coach Pat Summitt, who won her record-setting 900th game this year, stresses all of the above, but has her triple-threat version of Sylvia Fowles in sophomore All-American Candace Parker. The 6'4" Parker is listed as a G/F/C on the Tennessee roster. She jumps center, brings the ball up on offense and scores both from the post and from one-on-one moves. Carolina will be dissecting tape of LSU's SEC Tourney win over Tennessee, in which they held Parker to about 6 points.

I'm afraid that the Lady Tigers are due for a cold-shooting game, and with one they'll fall to Rutgers. I'll pick Tennessee to analyze what LSU did vs. Parker, straighten the problems out, and beat North Carolina to get to the Women's T______ Two. (I've never seen a women's athlete's foot medicine commercial--I'll have to come up with another alliterative title sponsor for the ladies' championship game. Suggestions are appreciated.


And so the search begins for an appropriate title sponsor for the NCAA Women's Basketball Final game. "Tough Actin'" Tinactin Two (get it..two Tinactin logos) is already in place for the men's game on Monday night. I can hardly wait for John Madden's big rollout. There's a part where he jumps off a trampoline and tears down the fungus-covered. . . oops, better stop here or Tinactin's lawyers will be after me. Just make sure to tune in. So, here's a "true inside look" at the mad, mad, mad, mad world of Madness marketing.

March 30: This has become quite a challenge--so far I've found Tilex, Tide, Toilet Duck and Ty-D-Bol--these from an NIH site to help one identify the toxic properties of many household products. I'm pretty sure that none of these would be acceptable from an image enhancement standpoint--can you see the Ty-D-Bowl man sailing in a toilet tank with the bottom painted as a basketball court (which you could barely see through the blue water)?

My daughter suggests the Tasty Two (presented by Tastykake, perhaps. . . thanks, but the Delaware Valley-based snackmaker is a very regional brand at best), the Terrible Two (sounds too bratty, and could imply that these teams play terrible basketball--talk about the wrong message) or the Tenacious Two (she thanks Jack Black for this one; his band is called Tenacious D.) Now that I think about it, I'm surprised that Terrific Two hasn't popped up somewhere (heads off to Google this phrase. Turns out that the online New York Sun used this phrase in this context in a December 2004 article about the elimination process in "The Apprentice" TV show of that time. Otherwise, it appears in counterpart to "terrible twos" regarding 2-year old toddlers. Donald Trump is overexposed so I will not be including his picture to illustrate "The Apprentice" angle. Now off to find a sponsor's name that includes "terrific".


The first hit is terrificpets.com, a website for pet owners. They probably don't have deep enough pockets for the NCAA. Also online is travelterrific.com--same problem, maybe worse. Computerrific Technology, a network and web consulting company for small businesses--again, small business, small pockets. Terrific Scientific sounds good, but is based in Australia. Terrific Toys might be a little too cerebral. Mister Terrific (wrong gender, sorry) is a superhero in the DC Comics line. Terrific New Theatre is a small troup in Birmingham, AL. I don't like the "TNT" enough to fight Ted Turner for it.

This search led me back to Tom Terrific, a cartoon TV series that ran on the Captain Kangaroo show from 1957-9, and that I remember watching as a little kid. Tom's sidekick was Manfred the Wonder Dog and his nemesis was Crabby Appleton. Hall of Fame baseball pitcher Tom Seaver was known as Tom Terrific, no doubt tagged by a sportswriter whose kids watched the same show. Fun, but no help.




Next on the list is a shampoo from the '70s and '80s, Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific. This could be the one, assuming that Jergens wants to revive the brand (they discontinued it in the late '80s). www.everything2.com says that it can only be found in The Philippines, and that the product was discontinued for "mysterious reasons", which may include the presence of formaldehyde in the formula (the site also also "humorously" mentions newt eyes and some part of a bat--yuck! I need a break after reading that.)

March 31: Sorry for the interruption to this segment. Research will resume and a decision announced by Tuesday, April 3, when the final NCAA womens' matchup is set. Lots to do between now and then--checklist: choose name, contact potential sponsor, contact NCAA, negotiate naming rights fee, develop and disseminate appropriate logos and other content, contract high-profile spokesperson for rollout, arrange transportation and lodging for self and family for appearance at T____ Two game on Tuesday evening. Yikes, no nap for Dadlak today.

Brainstorming--the "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific Two" isn't quite getting the job done. David Cassidy would be OK as a spokesperson, but he hasn't had a hit record in about 30 years. The manufacturer discontinued the product almost 20 years ago. Filipinos may not even like basketball (note: check this out--possible tie-in for Filipino women's basketball (or other sport) championship).

Think! Do the last two teams have to be "two"? Why not duo, pair or brace (too obscure--and it makes me think of a brace of dead quails in the mouth of the hunter's Golden Retriever (ooh, he's so cute)). The Dynamic Duo--already taken by Batman and Robin. The Precious Pair; the Perfect Pair (basketball shoe tie-in???; Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean as celebrity spokespair--could work). After the game, one of the two won't be perfect (the teams, not Torvill and Dean, who will always be perfect--I can hear "Bolero" in my mind), but The Final Four isn't really final, now is it--it should be the Semifinal Four, but I realize that's not very alliterative. The Penultimate Pair (more accurate, but too pedantic--and in fact, this is the ultimate game--Penultimate Four would be more accurate, but it's not alliterative either and it sounds like a second-rate set of superheroes (brain tells fingers "it's not what were trying to name, dummy!").



How about Del Monte's Perfect Pair-- a pun! The logo could look like a pear with basketball laces. Torvill and Dean could still be the "spokespear"--I see their costumes as pear-meat colored, but obviously not pear shaped--although pear-shaped could appeal to the ever-widening baby-boomer population that makes up the biggest part of the March Madness audience. It might also encourage younger fans to eat more fruit to avoid becoming pear-shaped in the future (although I've read that female middle-aged pear-shapedness may be unavoidable--genetic; let's just hope that's "bad science"). Oh my god, looking at this picture, I just noticed another tie-in. Pears are packaged in "halves", just like college basketball games. This is getting spooky--I may have tapped into the marketing order of the universe.

Back to the checklist:

Name: "Del Monte's Perfect Pair" (followup note--are there any brand name fruit companies that begin with P?--Dole, Chiquita, the United Farm Workers...heading for pantry; back from pantry with no luck; actually I didn't go; wife is instructing me to rest). We could work in another alliterative "P" by going with "Del Monte Presents the Perfect Pair", or "The Perfect Pair, Presented by Del Monte"--that comma is kind of stark, though--but, is it any worse than the apostrophe?). Ooh, I just thought of Pepsodent Perfect Pair, but I think time is too short to start again--maybe for the second 10-year term...get a little competition going between Del Monte and Church & Dwight, who market Pepsodent...one Google hit indicates that Pepsodent is big in Nepal...I've notice that people from the area have really white teeth, at least the ones they still have...maybe Pepsodent is their secret. But that's a project for 2015 or so. And I finally thought of a good "T", the Taster's Choice (coffee) Two--get it, choice of two? But again, that's another "next decade" angle to explore.

Spokespair: Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean. I'm still a little shaky thinking about how great they will be, even 23 years after their ice dancing triumph in Sarajevo.

Naming Rights Fee: Should be worth $10 million to Del Monte for a 10-year deal. My 10% upfront and off the top comes to a cool million. My daughter gets a small share for logo development. Sweet!

Logo: Here's an inside look at the development process for the soon-to-be-famous "pear-shaped basketball" logo. My daughter her photo editing skills to help with Version 2.0. "Basketball-shaped pear" yielded only 186 hits on Google, and none that I could find with a picture of some proud pear farmer's giant basketball-shaped pear.



Version 1.0


Version 2.0



Version 3.0


Version 3.1

The real version will use the Del Monte brand font. We didn't have this one on our photo editing program. We might even use a different color (Del Monte yellow?), but we couldn't figure out how to change from black.

We also figured out a marketing giveway--a drink container in the Del Monte Perfect Pair design with the straw sticking out the top like a stem. Featured flavor--PAIR JUICE, of course!

Transportation and Lodging for Self and Family: on to Orbitz. (Might be a cute cross-marketing tie-in--me (or Jayne and Chris) doing a Orbitz search for this trip on a commercial to appear during the game--gotta check with Wink Martindale).

The Perfect Skating Pair and the Perfect Pears bring you The Perfect Pair. I'm giddy!

To the phones!


March 31: Gators and Buckeyes Put Best Foot (Feet?) Forward to Step Into Tinactin Two


























The Tinactin Two are set. Florida and Ohio State, the two most dominant teams in the country for most of the season, will meet for the NCAA Men's Basketball Championship on Monday night.

The two games featured eerily similar and ugly first halves. OSU held a 27-23 lead despite sending their heralded freshman center Greg Odom to the bench with two fouls after only two minutes of play. "I Can't Believe He's a Freshman" guard Mike Conley held things together for the Buckeyes. Roy Hibbert (4 baskets) and Jonathan Wallace (two 3-pointers) provided the little offense that Georgetown mustered. Star forward Jeff Green chipped in five points near the end, but was MIA too long for a Big East player of the year.

Florida had no offense (7 points in the first ten minutes), but UCLA had no Arron Afflolo (0 points and 3 fouls in the first half). Corey Brewer found the range late and led the Gators to a 29-23 halftime lead. Josh Shipp gave it his all (oxygen at halftime) to fill in for Afflolo, but the hill to victory still looked steeper and scarier than those burning Hollywood Hills as the Bruins started the second half.

Georgetown started the second half with more fire, and actually took a lead at 34-33, and tied the game at 44-44. But Conley continued his steady play and Oden revived his game to pour in 13 points and grab 9 rebounds. The most exciting play of the game was Oden's attempt to tomahawk jam over Green. Green appeared to be still, but in the opinion of the announcers (and apparently the refs), established that position while Oden was airborne (understandable given that Oden appeared to takeoff somewhere south of Macon), a defensive no-no. OSU played steady defense throughout and made enough free throws to win semi-handily, 67-60.

The Bruins must have felt like they were battling a brush fire or worse, as Florida raged out of the locker room to quickly expand their six point lead to 20. Afflolo drew a fourth foul before scoring. The rest of the game was an exercise in determining the final score (76-66, closer than last year's 73-57), although the Bruins continued to hustle on defense, and Afflolo found the range to eventually score 17.

Picking against the Gators was a fool's play. With their team chemistry established, Florida is as solid an NCAA basketball team as has played in many years--maybe going back to the Duke teams of Christian Laetner, Grant Hill and Bobby Hurley. At least four starters will be drafted by the NBA; the fifth, sharpshooter Lee Humphrey, now owns the NCAA record for 3-pointers in the tournament. He even showed a little versatility by faking a 3-pointer, getting the defender to commit and driving and scoring for an old-fashion 3-point play. Corey Brewer, a ridiculously talented player who can drain 3-pointers, dribble through traffic and score, block shots by 7-footers, and make cross-court passes, somehow effectively subsumes his game into the team concept, but is ready to step up to give the team a lift when they need him too (see 10-minute mark of first half in UCLA game). With all his screaming, Joa-Kim Noah can get on your nerves, but he's a relentness player with a wide wingspan who contributes even when his funky-looking shot isn't falling. (When he enters the NBA, Ben Wallace will have competition for "worst free throw shooting form"). Point guard Taureen Green is a little inconsistent, but he's a good outside shooter and very fast and creative in the open court. Forward Al Horford has an old-fashioned game, reminiscent of the Malone boys--Moses and Karl. Top reserves Walter Hodge and Chris Richard are more than capable, they would start on most other NCAA teams.

April 1: Another Idea for Next Contract Cycle: The Tree-mendous Two sponsored by the U.S. National Park Service


April 1: April Asylum Arrives!

Scarlet Knights Peachy as Half of Perfect Pair

Orange Ya Glad: Volunteers Turnover Heels to Complete Finals Fruit Cocktail



The first Del Monte Perfect Pair half in the NCAA women's final is Rutgers University, who smothered the LSU Lady Tigers in a heavy syrup-like defense while slicing them into sections with a first half sharpshooting display. The final score was 59-35. LSU had no answers to Rutgers' coach Stringers preannounced intention to surround Sylvia Fowles and challenge the remaining players to beat them from outside. Along the way, LSU trailed 6-0; 12-2; 27-14; and 37-19 at halftime. Clanging away at a 26% accuracy rates, the Tigers never pressed the Knights in the second half as their season came to a bittersweet end.

Tennessee and North Carolina slogged through their own heavy syrup in Game 2. A turnover and missed shot-filled first half ended with Tennessee up 22-21. Midway through the second half, the Tar Heels appeared ready to enjoy the fruits of victory, as they led 48-36. But a sticky Volunteer defense that extracted 29 turnovers and a revived inside game pulled Tennessee even and eventually to a sweet 56-50 victory.

The Del Monte Perfect Pair match halves on Tuesday night.

April 2: The "Fungus is Among Us", but not for long, as the country anxiously awaits tonite's NCAA Men's Basketball Final between the Tinactin Two - the University of Florida Gators and the Ohio State Buckeyes.

Questions fester like sores between untreated toes. Can the Gator guards provide fast-acting relief from rapidly-spreading Mike Conley? How many doses of the Gator "bigs" will be needed to neutralize Greg Oden? Will Oden be infected with foul trouble? Will Buckeyes introduce harmful side effects when mixed with the Gators' championship chemistry? Will the Gators complete a fast-acting, long-lasting "one-two knockout punch" to Buckeye athletic championship dreams?

But the big question for me is whether I'll be able to describe the game in here through the prism of athlete's foot fungus and the relief thereof. (A Google search on this phrase found a "Black Prizm" magnetic necklace that addresses a number of maladies, including lumbar pain and carpal tunnel syndrome, but not athlete's foot; the same site (http://www.herbalremedies.com/) offers a "new larger 2 oz. size" of their anti-fungal Alphacura, but let's just keep that to ourselves--and anyway, it's a herbal remedy, not real medicine like Tinactin). In any event, this magnetic necklace is a lot nicer to look at than an fungus-covered foot. (My mother has dissuaded me from providing even a link to an athlete's foot picture. If you'd like to see one, please e-mail me privately, or conduct your own Google search on "picture of athlete's foot".)

At least Ohio State has red as one of their school colors - red, sore, itching, cracking, burning, oozing, pus-filled, soothing, healing, cooling, medicated - will I be able to incorporate these fungal and antifungal adjectives effectively into a basketball story? Could I get pictures from the floor of the locker room? Of the players' shower shoes? Of their feet?

At http://www.atdamerican.com/ you can order these anti-microbial shower shoes, 24 to the case, for only $1.85 per pair. Of course, that might not be so good for the Tinactin business, given that we need some fungal microbes to survive long enough to develop into a case of athlete's foot (one per patient) that can be treated with Tinactin. Still, the shower shoe angle could prove to be a unique sidebar of my coverage. They come in tan and orange. It is too late for to switch Tinactin Two and Del Monte Perfect Pair?


April 2: Gators Enjoy Thrill of Victory While Buckeyes Suffer "Agony of De Feet" in Tinactin Two NCAA Men's Basketball Championship Final









Tinactin Two Halftime: To say the least, I'm irritated at CBS and the NCAA's total failure to acknowledge the Tinactin Two. I'd like to give out a few hotfoots, to the execs and to Ohio State, whose guards and forwards need to provide some outside support to the fine effort being made by freshman center Greg Oden. My other idea is for the NBA to conduct an emergency draft at halftime so Cory Brewer can move on to a league more in line with his ability. We'll see how the Buckeyes react with the "nuts" in the proverbial vise. More later.

Tinactin Two Postgame: Do you remember the opening to ABC's Wide World of Sports back in the '70s (and maybe later)? An unfortunate ski jumper crashed off the side of the downslope while host Jim McKay finished the phrase "the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat." Some time later, I heard the apocryphal story that some fans of the show thought that the ski jumper's name was Agonie DeFeet (his actual name was Vinko Bogataj).

The just-finished Tinactin Two NCAA men's basketball final put me in mind of old "Agonie" as the Florida Gators sent the Ohio State Buckeyes crashing to an 84-75 defeat.

Another team effort by the Gators overcame a game effort by Ohio State freshman center Greg Oden, who stayed free of fouls all night and amassed 25 points and 12 rebounds. The rest of Buckeyes couldn't throw a shower shoe in an Olympic-sized pool--a late three-pointer brought their long range shooting accuracy to that point at 14% (3 for 21). After Brewer and Green carried the scoring for the Gators in the first half, Horford and Humphrey picked up the second half, with Noah adding six free throws late as the Buckeyes fouled to try to catch up.







I'm still a little miffed about the sponsorship thing. John Madden's not very happy either, and he's a big guy. When I cool down, maybe I'll be able to work a few more fungus-relief references into this story. Still I fear that the unfortunate oversight will result in needless "agony of the feet" by thousands of sufferers of red, sore, itching, cracking, burning, oozing, pus-filled athlete's foot fungus, still unaware of the cooling, soothing, healing, fast-acting, long-lasting medicated relief offered by Tinactin. Here's one last look at the logo. But I have to "move on" to the Del Monte Perfect Pair game tomorrow night. A marketer's work is never done.


April 3: Break-up News - Del Monte Perfect Pair Spoiled - Marketing Marriage Annulled

In a statement made less than two hours before opening tipoff, Kaldad2007 spokesman Dadlak Z. announced that the marketing agreement between Del Monte, ESPN and the NCAA had spoiled, and that "Del Monte Perfect Pair" would not be used in any capacity to describe tonight's womens' college basketball final game. "Never consummated, the agreement has been annulled," read the terse written statement distributed to the media.

"There were several contributing factors," explained an emotional Z. "Del Monte's internal research indicated a significant lack of overlap between women's college basketball fans and consumers of canned fruit, especially pears, which are primarily consumed by elementary school students, cafeteria customers and residents of senior citizen homes. Even if they were basketball fans, none of these groups have significant input into the brand selection by the institutions that feed them."

"The pear-shaped logo appears also to have been a factor in the spoilage. Focus groups hurriedly assembled to confirm the logo's marketing power reported that the pear-shaped basketball looked less like a pear and more like a basketball than had been left out too long in the sun, and that the image would surely not encourage them to eat canned pear halves, on the contrary, it made them wish for a nice, thick steak. When informed that what they'd seen was a prototype, one group member responded, "This is my gut feel--and right now I need a Pepcid AC." Another group member commented that the logo looked like a picture of a basketball bean bag chair altered on Adobe Photo Shop, an allegation that was later confirmed.

Z. continued with a reference to the disappointing last minute breakdown of the Tinactin Two sponsorship of the men's final game on Monday night. "Of course, we were devastated by the failure of both the NCAA and CBS to recognize the legitimacy and alliterative power of the Tinactin Two marketing arrangement. John Madden told me that by the second half he had almost eaten his way through an entire shower shoe in frustration. At this point, all options are being explored, but we would caution both entities to be very careful as they shower in their respective facilities in the near future."

Getting back to the "Perfect Pair", Z. noted that tonite's annulment will prevent "a lot of pain, hurt feelings, and spoiled food," in the morning. "Puns are fun," concluded Z, "but at the end of the day they're no substitute for solid market research. I feel we've learned a lesson here." Kaldad2007 is working with marketing experts to develop a suitable marketing campaign for the 2008 final game. Shoe marketer Nike (pair of shoes, get it?) has been suggested as a company with more overlap with basketball and with more money to pay exorbitant marketing rights fees.

"Perfect Spokespear" Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean expressed both regret at the dissolution of the agreement, and hope that their pear-colored costumes could be used in an future campaign for Fruit of the Loom. Representatives of Del Monte and ESPN could not be reached for comment.


Volunteers Slay Knights in Perfect Pair, Er, NCAA Women's Final Basketball Joust

In a contest and an outcome that would have been unthinkable only 1,000 years ago, the Tennessee Lady Volunteers defeated the Rutgers Lady Scarlet Knights 59-46 for the NCAA women's basketball championship.

In the male-dominated medieval world of the 11th century, women's roles were determined by men. Volunteering was not an option. And Lady Knights would have been an oxymoron, as the honor of the ladies of that time was defended from hordes of Huns and Goths by an entirely male rank of knights.

But nothing begets progress like time, as Coach Pat Summitt and her orange-and-white clad warrior princesses won Tennessee's seventh NCAA women's basketball crown with an impressive display of defense and rebounding. Time and again, the Lady Knights played as though they'd been knocked off their mounts, cold-cocked with maces, and run through by the lance. National player of the year Candace Parker scored 17 points and was named Most Outstanding Player of the Final Four. Diminutive Shannon Bobbitt sparked Tennessee's 2nd half offense with four 3-point shots. Center Nikki Anosike pulled down a game-high 16 rebounds.

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed it, and I hope to see you again for March Madness 2008! Leave a comment and let me know your thoughts on this piece.