August 16 Update: "Excuse Me While I Kiss the Floor" won the August 16 applause vote. I've claimed the $75 restaurant gift certificate.
August 9 Update: Two of my slogans (highlighted in green below) made the finals, but neither won the $75 gift certificate in applause votes at quarterly safety meetings today. I have one more chance next Thursday. My first entry got the most laughs, as most folks at the meeting got the crude joke.
I dusted off my marketing skills (remember the Del Monte Perfect Pair and the Tinactin Two? - if not, please see my "March Madness" post if you dare) to enter the office safety slogan contest. Did you know there was such a thing as the National Floor Safety Institute? My wife says I'm sure to win the award for most entries (if there is one). Judging will be on August 9, so stay tuned.
August 2007 Office Safety Slogan Contest:
Slips, Trips and Falls
Clean That Spill! Skid Marks Are Sooooo Ugly
Be Safe - One Step at a Time
Keep Your Nose to the Grindstone and Off the Floor
Excuse Me While I Kiss the Floor
Excuse Me While I Kiss the Floor
Old Office Workers Never Die, They Just Slip Into Oblivion
Fall Into a Good Habit – Look for Walking Hazards
Injured – What a Long Strange Trip It’s Been
Walk This Way! (Upright, That Is)
Fashionable Footwear – Flashy Feet or Frightening Fall?
Keep Your Eyes on the Curb—Stand Tall
Take the Stairs with Care
Ooh, Shiny! Whoa, Slippery!
Listen to Your Mother. Don’t Stand on the Furniture!
Old Office Furniture: Both Ugly and Unsafe
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